Astrology: The ultimate zodiacal Christmas shopping guide !

By popular request… The ultimate zodiacal Christmas shopping guide!
Just in case you don’t know what to buy your partner, lover, friend, for Christmas, this is my guide – based solely on the zodiac signs. So what do you buy an Aries for Christmas? I don’t know. What do you buy an Aries for Christmas? Read on…

Aries is a fire sign, so you want to buy him/her something hot (and I’m not talking hot water bottles). Modern gadgets – an automatic garlic press ? ; the board game Risk – so Aries can conquer the world; enhancement padded underwear; Axe deodorant; a set of kitchen knives; red nail varnish, and a nail file.

Taurus is an earth sign: Nigella Lawson’s Christmas cook book; some luxurious underwear; le Creuset casserole dish; a box of Australian chocolates; a silk scarf; an audition for a choir; Monopoly (only Taureans have sufficient patience for it); a red rag just to liven things up a bit?

Gemini is an air sign: A Rubik’s Cube; a Parker gold nibbed fountain pen; Mahjong game; a travel guide to Sardinia; a brief case; a pair of gloves; a paper shredder; a teach yourself Greek course; Scribblish.

Cancer is a water sign: A dvd of Moonstruck; something collectible for the doll’s house; a new bh; an oyster knife; a silver ring; a good bottle of wine; a guide to good house keeping; a cashmere sweater; grandma’s necklace.

Leo is a fire sign: The Big Book of Cats; an overnight stay at a castle near you; membership of an exclusive club; a set of gold earrings; a proposal of marriage; pussy cat underwear; an Ipad; anything big and shiny should do.

Virgo is an earth sign: a Victorian style corset; a spinning wheel; a field of wheat; a visit to a health spa; a good set of garden tools; essential oils; a book on bee keeping; a wrist watch; a magnifying glass.

Libra is an air sign: a visit to a beautician; a diamond ring; a hair piece; a chocolate fountain; a bottle of Highland Spring water; if single – a partner; a course in etiquette; dinner for two at a Michelin four star restaurant; membership to Weight Watchers?

Scorpio is a water sign:  A wine making kit; The Easy Guide to filling out your tax form; a copy of the Tibetan Book of the Dead; a mud bath; a pet snake;  boardgame Taboo; a new toilet seat; Marlies Dekker underwear; a bloodstone ring.

Sagittarius is a fire sign: A skiing holiday in the Alps; the Complete Works of Plato; a Swiss army knife together with any one of Ray Mear’s dvds; a set of hiking boots; a religious experience; an archery set; a guide to computer hacking; a turquoise pendant.

Capricorn is an earth sign: The Settlers of Catan; a Light Box (to offset seasonal affective disorder); leg warmers; a warming massage; a potholing course; a friendly goat; a good pair of slippers; a whip.

Aquarius is an air sign: membership of any philanthropic club; a copy of Glamour: Making it Modern; a nerd kit; an electronic ankle massager; a visit to a faith healer; a big hug; any modern toy.

Pisces is a water sign: A course in miracles; the game Twister; a weekend stay at a monastery; a seance; a lesson in ball-room dancing; a relaxing foot bath; a moonstone ring; a pond; a self assertiveness training; a good bottle of Port.

Well that was my internet astrology guide to Christmas shopping through the zodiac signs… It was fun :-)

This article was first published in December 2010. Copyright, Elizabeth Hathway, DFAstrolS, QHP

Over Liz Hathway

Liz Hathway is a British born astrologer currently based in Amsterdam. Liz studied astrology at the Kosmos in Amsterdam, at the Faculty of Astrological Studies in London and with well known horary astrology John Frawley. Liz also holds an MA (with distinction) in Cultural Astronomy and Astrology, from the University of Wales, in Lampeter, and was short-listed for the 2016 Alumni Association MA CAA Dissertation Prize.
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